Inside Sonoma

As you may have heard, or will now, Hardy Wallace of the Really-Goode Job fame has finished his stint at Murphy-Goode winery.

Rather than return to Waffle House Atlanta he has opted to stay here in Sonoma County and work for not one but two different wineries.

According to the local news-paper of record, the Press-Demo:

The former Murphy-Goode social media dispatcher has agreed to do sales and marketing for Kevin Kelley’s Natural Process Alliance and Salinia labels in Santa Rosa. He was offered a marketing position at Murphy-Goode but declined.

Kelley’s wines are sold in reusable metal canteens within a 100-mile radius of the winery.  “We pick them up and drop them off just like the milkman,” Wallace said.

Wallace will also be doing some work with Michel-Schlumberger winery up in Healdsburg. This is good news because 1) the people at Michel-Schlumberger are very cool and 2) we don’t have to go through the charade of interviewing Hardy for the job he proposed of “Chief Hardy Officer.”

As far as we could tell, the CHO would be a guy whose job it was to make silly videos, tweet inane thoughts, post random things to facebook and all the while complain about the lack of quality coffee here at Inside Sonoma World HQ.

And, uh, that job is basically already filled.

Hardy working his rounds outside rural Windsor.

Besides, if Hardy DID work here, we wouldn’t have found out that Kevin Kelley’s wines are picked up and dropped off just like the milkman. Seriously? That’s awesome!

The Natural Process Alliance bottles. These are very cool. Cooler when full of Pinot.